update: Christopher Hitchens notes that one party's followers do actually seem to consist of a large number of apologists for fundamentalist extremism in the expression of religious beliefs.

update: more facts about the effect of gay marriage amendments on the election with which to confound the Jesus jumpers and the Canada jumpers.

It seems that the moonbats think that they lost the election because the hicks in the sticks like Jesus and don't like gay marriage and not because of their own embrace of the likes of Michael Moore and other America haters.

Never mind that two of the states that passed anti-gay initiatives were blue states (Oregon and Michigan), or that Kerry was the one who spent the last few months campaigning in churches. Never mind that the exit poll questions were mind bogglingly worthelss. Was someone who voted based on morals talking about gay marriage? Or that they viewed on candidate as more honest? Or more concerned about genocide? Was asking if the most important issues was Iraq and having another question asking if the most important issue was terrorism falsely differeniating between the two, forcing those who think they are the same thing to choose when they really believe it is one issue and was the reason they voted for Bush?

While some earlier generations of moonbats would often become dazed and confused when confronted with facts, the new species seems unfazed. Fortunately, it appears that these new unfazed moonbats are now engrossed in the logistics of Canada migrating, secession planning, koolaid drinking get-togethers and shouldn't be of much concern. This document was obtained from a mole monitoring on of these clandestine sessions:

It isn't much cause for concern, though. What the moonbats don't realize is just how isolated their colonies are: